January 13th, 2011 by Conor

The good thing about something this bad is the connections that are reformed. It’s been a year since I have seen my good friend Josh Belcher and probably many more than that since Danny has seen him. Danny and I grew up with Josh. The three of us snowboarded, played lacrosse, went on ski trips, and hung out for I have no idea how many hours.

Josh flew in earlier today from Knoxville, TN and is now apart of the graveyard shift with Michelle and I.

It’s hard to reconnect under these circumstances but we are doing our best.

I know I will look back on this whole hell in a month or two or three and and remember the outbreak of laughter that errupted in 5109 just a little while ago. I don’t really know how it got started but sure enough, Chuck Norris again. Here we are going through site after site looking for laughter–the way Danny would want it to be. Our bond was formed and sealed through our drug of choice… laughter. Not 8 or 10 feet away from Danny, Josh and I nearly lost our breath while imagining the all mighty Chuck Norris. Danny’s ICP spiked a bit on our loudest outbreak. I’d like to think that Danny was laughing with us. Yea, I know, chances are it was more out of the irritation of our sound or the constant cycle of his ICP, but either way, it was a much needed moment.

It’s great to be hanging out with Josh again and I am looking forward to the time when the three of us can all laugh together.

Here are some of our best finds:

Chuck Norris is the only one who can tear a Facebook page.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego!

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Jello Doesn’t jiggle, it shakes out of fear for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up after a long night of partying… he throws down!

Big thank you goes out to Ian Stacey for inspiring this search from halfway around the world.

~Conor